In a small town a patrolman was making his rounds.
As he was checking a Kawasaki bike lot, he came upon two highly over-weight and very "un-pretty" ladies each sitting on a ZX-14. He stopped and the following conversation took place:
Officer - Hello Ladies
Ladies - Hello officer.
Officer - You're not trying to steal those bikes are you?
Ladies - Heavens no. We just bought them.
Officer - So why don't you ride them away?
Ladies - Well officer, we don't know how to ride.
Officer - Then why did you buy 'em?
Ladies - Well Mr. Officer, we were told if we bought a ZX-14, we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting.
Ba - dum - CHING!
As he was checking a Kawasaki bike lot, he came upon two highly over-weight and very "un-pretty" ladies each sitting on a ZX-14. He stopped and the following conversation took place:
Officer - Hello Ladies
Ladies - Hello officer.
Officer - You're not trying to steal those bikes are you?
Ladies - Heavens no. We just bought them.
Officer - So why don't you ride them away?
Ladies - Well officer, we don't know how to ride.
Officer - Then why did you buy 'em?
Ladies - Well Mr. Officer, we were told if we bought a ZX-14, we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting.
Ba - dum - CHING!