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A farmer stopped
by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't
do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.
On the way home he
stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of
paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of
chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now
had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases
home.
While he was scratching his
head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was
lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very
close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this
lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in
the bucket.
Carry the bucket in one
hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the
old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's
take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no
time.. 'The little old
lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow
without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt,
and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy
smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied,
'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top
of the bucket, and I'll hold the
chickens.
Gurrera
by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't
do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just
walk home.
On the way home he
stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of
paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of
chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now
had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases
home.
While he was scratching his
head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was
lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane ?' The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very
close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this
lot.' The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in
the bucket.
Carry the bucket in one
hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the
old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's
take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no
time.. 'The little old
lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow
without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt,
and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy
smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens,
and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied,
'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top
of the bucket, and I'll hold the
chickens.
Gurrera
