Selling point of the zx-14

[NightCrawler]

In a small town a patrolman was making his rounds.
As he was checking a Kawasaki bike lot, he came upon two highly over-weight and very "un-pretty" ladies each sitting on a ZX-14. He stopped and the following conversation took place:

Officer - Hello Ladies

Ladies - Hello officer.

Officer - You're not trying to steal those bikes are you?

Ladies - Heavens no. We just bought them.

Officer - So why don't you ride them away?

Ladies - Well officer, we don't know how to ride.

Officer - Then why did you buy 'em?

Ladies - Well Mr. Officer, we were told if we bought a ZX-14, we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting.

Ba - dum - CHING!

 

[spkerhed]

man thats just wrong

 

[yamahor]

 

[Col_Mustard]

 

[psycobusa]

 

[mrninja9]

hahahah well i had a similar conversation with a local cop at the bar
cop hey my wife was wanting a bike i told her we could get her a zx14
me oh yeah
cop.. yeah cause i heard that it can beat a busa
me.. hmm thats what i hear but i guess you will have to buy one huh
cop... yeah then you would get beat by a girl
me.. well you know i heard they made those just for women so i am glad you didnt buy one huh
cop..well if i do we should race
me... so if your wife bought a new bicycle would you go try to race every teen you could find or what

 

[BigGeorge]

 

[HRJR]