Dec. 27 is lil known Holiday known as "Boosa Day". This holiday was started many moons ago by the ancient peoples. On this great day, the ancients would present each other with the most magical of gifts. These gifts would range from jewels and gold to amazing flying machines that would soar into the heavens.
These incredible machines were brought here my extraterrestrials from far away advanced societies in the heavens. One day, the E.T's saw one of the humans acting wreckless upon his flyin craft, this upset the advanced being. That day, the beings knew the humans could not be trusted with such incredible Flying machines, and thusly cursed them to the ground. The next day, the Busa was born.
Now, dec. 27 is the day when all those who are worthy of the power are to be presented with their great machines.
Now go tell your wife this load of crap ive written and get you a Busa!!!