Money well spent

[Devious]

Larry, the accountant, gets home late one night and his wife, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.
"A tattoo? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

 

[stkr00]

 

[Gunnybusa]

Thats an oldie!!

 

[USMCBUSA]

 

[04busaVA]

 

[Jet Li]

Spheechless..................at least that is what Larry's wife is while she...you know.

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

I'll bet that afterwards a hundred dollar bill was never so dusty.

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[Big Wall]

Good one!

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[AlbanianEagle]

Thats an oldie!!

But still a good one.

 

[turbojonn]

Never heard it. Funny. I'm not trying to brag or anything but if they make a 100 trillion dollar bill I'd have room for all the zeros, well at least the first four.

 

[motorkar]

 

[rockonabusa]

LOL. Gotta love it