My wife dragged me to a marriage-counseling seminar the other night.
She said she would make it worth my time.
The man conducting the seminar and asked the audience to raise their hands if they and their spouse had sex at least once a week.
Many hands raised.
He then asked.
Once a month?
Some hands raised.
He went thru this routine until finally he asked,
How many people have sex once every 6 months?
That’s when I jumped up and yelled – YEAH THAT’S ME, RIGHT HERE BUDDY, OH YEAH THAT’S ME!
The speaker said, “Sir, once every six months is really not very good, why are you so excited about this?â€
Then I yelled at the top of his lungs “BECAUSE TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!â€
The eye patches come off next week, little Bubba and the boys are still swollen but at least I finally got her to touch me again.
She said she would make it worth my time.
The man conducting the seminar and asked the audience to raise their hands if they and their spouse had sex at least once a week.
Many hands raised.
He then asked.
Once a month?
Some hands raised.
He went thru this routine until finally he asked,
How many people have sex once every 6 months?
That’s when I jumped up and yelled – YEAH THAT’S ME, RIGHT HERE BUDDY, OH YEAH THAT’S ME!
The speaker said, “Sir, once every six months is really not very good, why are you so excited about this?â€
Then I yelled at the top of his lungs “BECAUSE TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!â€
The eye patches come off next week, little Bubba and the boys are still swollen but at least I finally got her to touch me again.
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