Magic.

[newman]

Having a short attention span I tend to flit from one thing to another.

Brought a guitar a few months ago and never really touched the thing.
Go on my game consoles for a while then don't touch them for months.

So now I'm into magic.

Got one trick which you had to make up, got some super glue in it.
I didn't know it was in there and Lynne was a bit wary of letting me use it, but I done it only gluing myself up a little bit.

Then I said to Lynne I needed some rubber cement, she said whats that, I said glue.
The reply OH NO not glue, but she let me get it.

Then I saw a fire wallet, it catches on fire when you open it.
Showed Lynne a video of it, and was told in no uncertain terms your not getting THAT, and you know why, I'm not having you burn the house down.

So I ordered it in secret, I was like a little kid waiting for it, all excited.
Some of this was I think because I defied Lynne.

Well it came and I set it up and said to Lynne I'd brought a new wallet, she said thats nice, I opened it and it burst in to flames.
You should have seen her face.

She told me off a bit and said I told you not to get that, you know what your like.

Just thinking what to get next.

 

[MelodicMetalGod]

Based on your situation, I would suggest the following:

1) Vanish: For when Lynne REALLY gets mad.
2) Defeat any lock: For when Lynne changes the locks after the next "fire wallet".
3) Produce beautiful jewelry out of thin air: To appease Lynne after your next act of defiance.

You get the idea.

Best of luck!

 

[Adam G]

Okay, I just about spilled my coffee reading the two posts from you guys. You guys are too much.

 

[VaBusa]

Why aren't you recording these encounters with Lynne, newman? I would love to see her face

Hey, the trick worked though...did she give you credit for that?

via Samsung Galaxy SIII

 

[lil charlie]

I'm with Vabs... Where's the video

 

[newman]

I wish I had recorded it.

And I wished I'd recorded the barmaid in the pub when I swallowed a polo mint and pulled it out of my neck with a length of string.
She ran away, the length of the bar.

 

[VaBusa]

Yep, start recording this stuff newman!!

via Samsung Galaxy SIII

 

[voodoolord]

Just thinking what to get next.

How about a spell to open your padlock so you can get to your bike?

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

I need a video of said aforementioned fire wallet.

 

[newman]

I'll try to get a video up of the fire wallet.

Don't know how but I'll give it a go.

 

[MelodicMetalGod]

I'll try to get a video up of the fire wallet.

Don't know how but I'll give it a go.

Now ain't that a head scratcher? He can make a wallet spontaneously combust inexplicably, but posting a video may be more than he can handle. Go figure.

 

[newman]

If you go to YouTube and type in theater magic fire wallet, there is a demo on there.

 

[newman]

Forgot to put, this is supposed to be the best fire wallet on the market.