If this one is a repost i'll bang my head on a rock.
>HICKVILLE, USA
>
>While riding his motorcycle
>
>A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a
>small town in Tennessee ,
>and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks
>that he is smarter
>than this hicktown deputy because he is a lawyer and
>is certain that he has
>a better education. He decides to prove this to
>himself and have some fun
>at the deputy's expense. Deputy says, "License and
>registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What for?"
>
>Deputy says, "Y'all didn't come to a complete stop at
>the stop sign."
>
>Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
>
>Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
>stop. License and
>registration, please."
>
>Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
>
>Deputy says, "The difference is, y'all have to come to
>complete stop, that's
>the law. License and registration, please!"
>
>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
>between slow down and
>stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and
>you give me the ticket.
>If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
>
>Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
>
>At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
>starts beating the
>ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do y'all
>want me to stop or
>just slow down?"