I must be getting old. I can't even stay out front in a sticker removal race.
By the way, our wives might be related (Actually I guess they all are in a way). I took mine for a short ride then into the garage for minor surgery. A few minutes later my wife walked in and said..."So much for the - Not going to touch this one - routine. I suppose you have a pipe on order too". After a few ummmms and ahhhhs, I caved and told her the truth..."Honey, I had to order the pipe now, it was ON SALE. You don't want me to waste our money, do you?". Didn't get the reaction I was looking for. Why I didn't I just shut the hell up and say "Yes, dear", I'll never know.
By the way, did I mention that the weed wacker hanging on the wall behind your new bike even gave me a little shiver?