Here's a few things that I've heard given to my shift in the past month or so...
"A cat tried to run inside the complainant's residence when she opened the door to go to work and she wants a Deputy to come out to talk with her..."
"Complainant said that the ice cream man drove by with the music playing and didn't stop in front of her house. She wants to meet with a Deputy..."
"Complainant said that an airplane flew over her house and it was flying lower than she thought it should. She wants a Deputy to 10-25 (<~ meet) with her at her residence..."
"Complainant advises she forgot her gate code at (name left out) Storage and can't get in to get to her storage unit. She wants a Deputy to come and give her advice on how to get in..."