just read the artical. didnt think people actually called crap in like that. must be old people
Dude, in my area (where I police) people call 911 every time a squirrell farts... I wish more people would mind their own f*cking business. I'd say a full 90% of our calls are silly poop that should never have been reported.
Here's a few things that I've heard given to my shift in the past month or so...
"A cat tried to run inside the complainant's residence when she opened the door to go to work and she wants a Deputy to come out to talk with her..."
"Complainant said that the ice cream man drove by with the music playing and didn't stop in front of her house. She wants to meet with a Deputy..."
"Complainant said that an airplane flew over her house and it was flying lower than she thought it should. She wants a Deputy to 10-25 (<~ meet) with her at her residence..."
"Complainant advises she forgot her gate code at (name left out) Storage and can't get in to get to her storage unit. She wants a Deputy to come and give her advice on how to get in..."
No poop folks. I ain't makin' these up. This is just a few of the ones that I remember right now. It's every fuggin' day that we get numerous calls of this type. Oh, and I'm not pickin' on the female callers. Dudes are just as bad. Just so happened that the examples I used were called in by women.
We get at least three or four calls per day on either motorcycles or four wheelers "racing" or "speeding" up and down the road the complainant lives on. You can rest assured that it ain't just old people pimpin' us out to the popo.
Along the same lines of this accident, we had one locally yesterday. A dude on a Yamaha of some kind (older sport bike is all I know. I saw it but it wasn't marked with decals that said what it was other than Yamaha) was racin' a girl in a Porsche from a stoplight (right in front of the Sheriff's Department). Witnesses said the girl kinda swerved over the center line into his lane, but barely. Didn't come anywhere near him. They said he simply straightened the first curve and popped the guard rail haulin' ass. He was life flighted out but I was told he was DOA. Lodged the front wheel under the guard rail so tight that the tow truck had to set up the roll back winch and pull it out. Had to bend the guard rail before the tire would come out. The forks snapped off just below the lower triple and the rest of the bike was in LOTS of pieces. All they found of his lid was the shield.
Be careful folks...