Vortec Cyclone - Save Gas, Boost Horsepower
add this to your hyper-plaszmo airbox coated exhaust packing scavenger turbolator suction pump blastonator and you got at least 100 hp more on the dyno with that custom one off special just for you MAP and at my unusually low price of 29.95!!
BUT WAIT!! if you act in the next ten minutes, I will personally throw in an extra 3 hp just for mentioning this ad..
BUT WAIT!! there is more!! order now and we will take 10 smackers off right now!!
Dont wait supplies are limited and also the first 100 playas will get to see our new ultra low drag super hyper wheel air device... by adding this air additive to your tires, we can promise 3 mpg AND ANOTHER 20hp..
people we worked hard for this.. do not let it get away.. have your credit card ready and call now... if you decide this is not for you after ordering, just return in and we will refund your money.. keep the ultra low drag super hyper wheel air device as our special gift to you (a $300 value) ACT NOW
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