"Excuse me,do you have the correct time?"

[rubbersidedown]

I've always found that question odd and surprising.
I usually just ask folks for wrong time. It's why I am constantly late.
Hey how would you like a bad time Honey?

Anyway.I now have the best time...Busa Time.
Cheesy tattoo explained HERE We are an' observant bunch here when it comes to photo's.
Take an' hour that you'll never get back and read some of my short stories,you will likey and get a laugh or 2.
Rubb.

 

[08BusaKY]

 

[rubbersidedown]

Time was a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
No offence to the Swiss...it's a neutral thought.
Rubb.

 

[Slowstang305]

Really nice!

 

[08BusaKY]

Time was a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
No offence to the Swiss...it's a neutral thought.
Rubb.

2 Rolling Stones songs

1. Time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me.
2. Time is on my side

Hmmmm

 

[rubbersidedown]

2 Rolling Stones songs

1. Time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me.
2. Time is on my side

Hmmmm

Pink Floyd TIME a favourite stoner classic of mine. The clocks at the begining used to get played at 120db or higher. Especially early early in the morning when everybody was still passed out and very near comatose.
Lyric: "Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day."
Very poetic.... when you are shall we say, pretty close to God at that point.
Rubbah.

 

[rubbersidedown]

2 Rolling Stones songs

1. Time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me.
2. Time is on my side

Hmmmm

Somethin a little bit more lively but still sappy...

TIME by Hootie and the Blowfish.

Rubbster.

 

[08BusaKY]

Somethin a little bit more lively but still sappy...

TIME by Hootie and the Blowfish.

Rubbster.

The two song titles were kind of oxymoron's.

 

[08BusaKY]

Pink Floyd TIME a favourite stoner classic of mine. The clocks at the begining used to get played at 120db or higher. Especially early early in the morning when everybody was still passed out and very near comatose.
Lyric: "Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day."
Very poetic.... when you are shall we say, pretty close to God at that point.
Rubbah.

Then one day you find 10 years have got behind you.

 

[rubbersidedown]

...and staring ol' freaky eyes himself Tommy Shaw from STYX.
I actually met him one time. River Rock Casino and Hotel in Vancouver.
Me and some dolly were relaxing in the hotels hot tub. Up above there was a gym with a huge panoramic window that looked down to the pool/hot tub area. Well I spot this freaky looking long hairz hippie type dude looking down. I said to the chic I was with "They'll let anybody in this fuggin' place."
I squit,look closer...cool,its Tommy Shaw. In true fan idiocy I jump outa the tub,climb the stairs and introduce myself with the usual crud..."I love your guys music,do you know how many times you guys helped me get laid?"
He just stares. Ooops, Rubb has done it again...alienated someone on first meet. First impressions can be lasting. *commit to memory Rubb*
Anywho I ask if I might get a photo with him...
He responds with..."Well my hair is a mess,so I'll have to say no."

WTF....rock stars.
And I thought I had "Too Much TIME On My Hands.

Rubb'd the wrong way.

 

[rubbersidedown]

The two song titles were kind of oxymoron's.

Ya well look at who you are talking too...

You expect me to figure out some high brow thing like that.
Rubb.

 

[08BusaKY]

...and staring ol' freaky eyes himself Tommy Shaw from STYX.
I actually met him one time. River Rock Casino and Hotel in Vancouver.
Me and some dolly were relaxing in the hotels hot tub. Up above there was a gym with a huge panoramic window that looked down to the pool/hot tub area. Well I spot this freaky looking long hairz hippie type dude looking down. I said to the chic I was with "They'll let anybody in this fuggin' place."
I squit,look closer...cool,its Tommy Shaw. In true fan idiocy I jump outa the tub,climb the stairs and introduce myself with the usual crud..."I love your guys music,do you know how many times you guys helped me get laid?"
He just stares. Ooops, Rubb has done it again...alienated someone on first meet. First impressions can be lasting. *commit to memory Rubb*
Anywho I ask if I might get a photo with him...
He responds with..."Well my hair is a mess,so I'll have to say no."

WTF....rock stars.
And I thought I had "Too Much TIME On My Hands.

Rubb'd the wrong way.

I can see you sitting on a barstool acting like a dam fool...back in the day.

 

[rubbersidedown]

...and staring ol' freaky eyes himself Tommy Shaw from STYX.
I actually met him one time. River Rock Casino and Hotel in Vancouver.
Me and some dolly were relaxing in the hotels hot tub. Up above there was a gym with a huge panoramic window that looked down to the pool/hot tub area. Well I spot this freaky looking long hairz hippie type dude looking down. I said to the chic I was with "They'll let anybody in this fuggin' place."
I squit,look closer...cool,its Tommy Shaw. In true fan idiocy I jump outa the tub,climb the stairs and introduce myself with the usual crud..."I love your guys music,do you know how many times you guys helped me get laid?"
He just stares. Ooops, Rubb has done it again...alienated someone on first meet. First impressions can be lasting. *commit to memory Rubb*
Anywho I ask if I might get a photo with him...
He responds with..."Well my hair is a mess,so I'll have to say no."

WTF....rock stars.
And I thought I had "Too Much TIME On My Hands.

Rubb'd the wrong way.

Oh ya...the reason for being in that particular gambling joint..
Styx was playing there that night...of course I had tickets..

Actually it turned out to be two tickets to paradise that night.
No,not me and Tommy....me and the chic.

 

[rubbersidedown]

I can see you sitting on a barstool acting like a dam fool...back in the day.

you are ultra qwik witted my friend.
But I have to correct you none the less.
"Sittin' on this barstool talking like a dam fool."
Rubb'er Stamp.

 

[rubbersidedown]

Oh ya...the reason for being in that particular gambling joint..
Styx was playing there that night...of course I had tickets..

Actually it turned out to be two tickets to paradise that night.
No,not me and Tommy....me and the chic.

Oooo Ooooo jack my own thread. Eddie Money,the ex cop turned rock crooner.2 tickies to pair O dice
Rubb me.

 

[08BusaKY]

Oooo Ooooo jack my own thread. Eddie Money,the ex cop turned rock crooner.2 tickies to pair O dice
Rubb me.

Yes the late Eddie Money. Her t_t's were shakin.

 

[08BusaKY]

you are ultra qwik witted my friend.
But I have to correct you none the less.
"Sittin' on this barstool talking like a dam fool."
Rubb'er Stamp.

Ah talking...like saying - one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

 

[rubbersidedown]

Yes the late Eddie Money. Her t_t's were shakin.

Eddie died. Krap. R.I.P.
Rubb.

 

[rubbersidedown]

Ah talking...like saying - one bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

never understood George on that one. Big whiskey aficionado at one time.
Bourbon is whiskey...so is scotch...why would you want both?
Besides,if you want real whiskey it has to be Irish. Something like Bushmills,they have been distilling since 1608...I would hazard a guess that they just may have a recipe figured out. Oldest distillery on the planet I believe. Jack Daniels Old #7 Tennessee sour mash...and all the others, krap.
Rubb'in Alcohol.

 

[Kiwi Rider]

Then one day you find 10 years have got behind you.

No one told you when to run . . .

you missed the starting gun!