Sorry lotus....we're havin fun at your expense.....just not right......
he takes it so well...... I say we adopt him as the Board Stepson......
I was thinking mascot.
Even I'm starting to feel sorry for him now. I think we all had a friend like him growing up. Nice but dopey kid gets a new (and very expensive) bicycle for Christmas. By April the seat is tore up, handle bars slightly bent and half the gears no longer work.
By May the front wheel is bent, a pedal is missing, brakes no longer function, it's been spray painted a different color and the chain keeps falling off.
June rolls around and he just loses it somewhere...not really sure where it went?
Next day your mom is yelling upstairs that Kris is here to see you. You go to the front door:
"Doooooooooood! Can I borrow your bike, my mom wants me to run to the store to pick up some bread".
You:
HELL NO!
Mom:
"How dare you be so rude to your friend! Of course you can borrow it Kris".
Few hours pass and Kris is back at the door:
"Doooooooooood! You ain't gonna believe what happened! I was in front of Krispy Kreme's and........."