Book Report

[adrenaline junkey]

Students  were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that  they were nearly identical stories!  His professor gave him an A+ for  this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3  hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack  and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a  bullshiat artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good  cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress  gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to  spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her  jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose  remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember  Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:  Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an  icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same  thing.



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[paulos]

spot on

 

[Gunnybusa]

spot on

You would have to ask Monica

 

[justintime2]

 

[FastBusa]

 

[HT_USMC]

spot on

You would have to ask Monica

Dang Gunny, that's rough... but hilarious!

 

[lot boy]

good stuff

 

[chrisbusa]

 

[mjn]

 

[GJoker]

 

[warbrown]

Good one!

 

[rubbersidedown]

one of the best,in recent memory...cool. thx gunnit.

 

[DaCol.]

 

[Southside Playa]

Nothing wrong with gettin a lil Head in the big house!! I'm sure George W's gettin some from ole Condi !! I know I would !!

 

[AlbanianEagle]