-- PROBLEM: Two books are for sale.  Which to buy?

[thrasherfox]

-- PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?

"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clint


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and Subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.

 

[VaBusa]

Umm...pick up something by Stephen King instead...

 

[pure_ego]

haha.. IMHO the "going down" part is the only semi-interesting part of both of them.. lol

 

[Mikey D]

Thrasher,
We've got to sit down and read a good book together sometime.

that,

or go riding.

 

[Revlis]

BAH, I like the insinuation that you even know how to read...

Buy the movie, then get pumped up on amphetamines, give yourself a Mohawk, Wear a green army jacket, drive a cab and go pop Kerry.

I'll be watching on the news. "California man popped a Cap in Herman Munsters ass today." Said something about Waffles, then stripped naked except for an Emu Print G-String and fled into the darkness while Secret Service agents stood by slack jawed. When questioned one agent replied "WTF?"

More at 11pm.

 

[Mikey D]

BAH, I like the insinuation that you even know how to read...

Buy the movie, then get pumped up on amphetamines, give yourself a Mohawk, Wear a green army jacket, drive a cab and go pop Kerry.  

I'll be watching on the news.  "California man popped a Cap in Herman Munsters ass today."  Said something about Waffles, then stripped naked except for an Emu Print G-String and fled into the darkness while Secret Service agents stood by slack jawed.  When questioned one agent replied "WTF?"  

More at  11pm.

Holy SHID REV!

I know you quit the cigs, what have you started smokin?

And can I have some?

 

[thrasherfox]

Thrasher,
We've got to sit down and read a good book together sometime.

           that,

or go riding.

ride.... yeah...

riiiiiiidddeeee...

It has been nearly three weeks since I have ridden my baby..

I go out and stroke her, and straddle her, and lay on her and whisper into her control panel... I know she longs for me to ride her long and hard....

I have been just soooo busy lately. I want to feel her power between my legs, the vibration of her engine pusling through my body.. I want to hold her tight as I lay on her as we rev together.....

Our pulses combining as one as the tempratures rise...

Ohhhh how I miss riding her.....

 

[1127 TO 1299]

one similarities about those 2 books:

they both requires tissued

...for different reason

 

[thrasherfox]

one similarities about those 2 books:

they both requires tissued

...for different reason

 

[rubbersidedown]

get the Bill Clinton book....it has a much better climax .
It was loads of fun. Some complained it had a saltiness to it. Most said Bill's sense of humour was anything butt , dry.

Only one thing more fun than Clinton's book, would be gettin' yer own Hummer (you know,those cool trucks).

I've always wondered one thing thou , Monica doesn't look to be THAT big of girl.... How in the fug did she fit a whole Cuban in there?

Get the Clinton book.....more fun than a 3 dollar whore...

...or a secretary that makes $ 45,000+ a year for licking stumps . oops . I meant stamps.

Well, that certainly was a mouthfull....


hav a well read 1...RSD.

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

 

[Revlis]

get the Bill Clinton book....it has a much better  climax  .
   It was  loads  of fun. Some complained it had a  saltiness to it. Most said Bill's sense of humour was anything butt , dry.
 
Only one thing more fun than Clinton's book, would be gettin' yer own Hummer (you know,those cool trucks).

 I've always wondered one thing thou , Monica doesn't look to be THAT big of girl....  How in the fug did she fit a whole Cuban in there?

  Get the Clinton book.....more fun than a 3 dollar whore...

            ...or a secretary that makes  $ 45,000+ a year for licking stumps . oops . I meant stamps.

  Well, that certainly was a mouthfull....


     hav a well read 1...RSD.

OK You win!!! OMFG!!!!


Very Well Done RSD... Once again I am humbled...

 

[thrasherfox]

get the Bill Clinton book....it has a much better climax .
It was loads of fun. Some complained it had a saltiness to it. Most said Bill's sense of humour was anything butt , dry.

Only one thing more fun than Clinton's book, would be gettin' yer own Hummer (you know,those cool trucks).

I've always wondered one thing thou , Monica doesn't look to be THAT big of girl.... How in the fug did she fit a whole Cuban in there?

Get the Clinton book.....more fun than a 3 dollar whore...

...or a secretary that makes $ 45,000+ a year for licking stumps . oops . I meant stamps.

Well, that certainly was a mouthfull....


hav a well read 1...RSD.

LMAO -

Nice RSD NIIIICCEE.. that was good lol

 

[Relsek]

-- PROBLEM: Two books are for sale.  Which to buy?

"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clint


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and Subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...  oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...  basically the same thing.

Give up looking for a good book, you have a gift. You need to start turning <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>your</span> writing into a money making venture.

 

[thrasherfox]

-- PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?

"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clint


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and Subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.

Give up looking for a good book, you have a gift. You need to start turning <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>your</span> writing into a money making venture.

You think so? seriously?

 

[Mikey D]

RSD's BACK!

Yeah!

Rubb-a-scrub,

glad to see ya got yer box cleaned out!

 

[Relsek]

-- PROBLEM: Two books are for sale.  Which to buy?

"The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clint


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and Subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...  oooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...  basically the same thing.

Give up looking for a good book, you have a gift. You need to start turning <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>your</span> writing into a money making venture.

You think so? seriously?

Yes I'm serious.

 

[rubbersidedown]

RSD's BACK!

Yeah!

Rubb-a-scrub,

           glad to see ya got yer box cleaned out!

I re-booted the fuggin' thing Mikey...

used my size 11's on the bidge....