A cool "What Motorcycle Is Right For You" test.

[Charlesbusa]

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 3 moxie, 5 zeal, and -2 pomp!
You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.
However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.

You might have noticed that's a lot of moolah for an (arguably) obsolete piece of machinery, and you're too rational and attitude-free to need the Biggest and Baddest that the marketeers tell you to buy. A far more reasonably priced taste of the Harley Kool-Aid is the 883 Sporty, a fun little beast that leaves you with plenty of cash to customize.

On the other hand, the only reason I'm bringing up the Harley-Davidson product line at all is due to the fact that Harley is the choice most people think of when they consider getting into motorcycling, and that's mostly because they don't know much about the alternatives.




Whatever, this test needs some tuning...

 

[TheAtomicAss]

With the same answers that gave me "squid" status... Only with the gender as female...

I got Hardley 883.

 

[05BUSABLU]

HMMM

 

[drumminman]

OMG!@ A Hardley 883 Sportster!

What a POS! I've ridden one Hardley in my life, a Heritage Softail Classic. Not only was it slow. but the damn thing would'nt turn!

And the 883 is even slower! Might as well be on a ten speed

 

[busa1300nut]

<div align="center"><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>600cc Sportbike</span>
You scored 6 moxie, 3 zeal, and 2 pomp!

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on moxie

You scored higher than 54% on zeal

You scored higher than 39% on pomp
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This:
after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.[/QUOTE]
is eerily accurate.  

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same for me.

 

[Oldroller]

Cool, mine came up with a 2007 Hayabusa!

 

[EastCoast]

Cool, mine came up with a 2007 Hayabusa!

 

[GSXTacy]

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 1 moxie, 7 zeal, and 2 pomp!  
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

FJR here also

 

[gkgj72]

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored -1 moxie, 6 zeal, and 0 pomp!
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

 

[busafish]

<div align="center"><span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>600cc Sportbike</span>
You scored 6 moxie, 3 zeal, and 2 pomp!

You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.

You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 64% on moxie

You scored higher than 54% on zeal

You scored higher than 39% on pomp

 

This:
after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.[/QUOTE]
is eerily accurate.  

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same for me.[/QUOTE]
same here

 

[1300hemibusa]

me Yamaha FJR1300 ...That funny because i have never seen a Yamaha FJR1300....................................

 

[A.S.A.P]

I think if you say you hate harleys, it just gives you a harley as a default.

I agree, I don't want no freakin HD

 

[Frantik1]

A friggen HArdley Abelson 883 sportster POS, YEAH RIGHT. I wouldn't own a pile of dogshit like that if I won it!

 

[fairlane]

The creator of that test was drinking. I scored an 883 sportster.

+1

 

[frisbee]

It said I should ride the city bus!

Actually it wouldn't work after I did all the questions.



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[gtrpimp76]

Cool!! Test said one of these for me:

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 8 moxie, 6 zeal, and 5 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

 

[chev982]

yah HD sportster, that just doesnt have the HP i want

 

[CorrodedAlien]

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 10 zeal, and 1 pomp!

No Busa in the test...

 

[Tio Loco]

Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 10 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)

 

[CorrodedAlien]

...73% Slut as well...