Condoms in the travel kit

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I need to go to the Philippines on business so I went to the company health office to get a travel kit. It is usually just things like antacids, aspirin, bug repellent, etc. I was going through the kit last night with my wife and the company now has comdoms in the travel kit. I pulled them out of the kit right in front of my wife. I was like, "how did those get in there". Then I made a joke about it and told my wife that the company expects us to use everything in the kit. With the economy as bad as it is, I don't want to disappoint.

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Have you heard about the California incident last week ? Something about a garbage disposal and nothing to hang your condom on :whistle:

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which part of the PI are you going to? :whistle:

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Must be a great wife if you are still aroud to tell the story! :whistle:

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Jealous. Lots of places to go/see/do......have fun :thumbsup:

I have to work a night shift over there so my days are open, except when I have to sleep, of course. Hoping to pick up a couple of nice watches and some pearls for the wife.

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dont forget the astroglide... :laugh:

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LUBE THREAD!!!!! Just kidding

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Makati City

My first visit in Makati, walking from the hotel to a shopping center, I got stopped a number of times, by guys trying to sell me "Nice Professional Office Working Girls". :banghead:

I'm sure you will behave well, just like I did. ???

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what no astroglide in the kit?

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I need to go to the Philippines on business so I went to the company health office to get a travel kit. It is usually just things like antacids, aspirin, bug repellent, etc. I was going through the kit last night with my wife and the company now has comdoms in the travel kit. I pulled them out of the kit right in front of my wife. I was like, "how did those get in there". Then I made a joke about it and told my wife that the company expects us to use everything in the kit. With the economy as bad as it is, I don't want to disappoint.

and you lived to make this post? ??????
you can never be to careful i guess...:poke:

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Better to have em and not need em than need em and not have em.... just sayin. :whistle:
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how many were in the kit, one a day or more? :laugh: :laugh:
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