Sooooo, I contacted Sea Foam to ask if they have an Australian distributor. It turns out that they do not. Then the emails went like this:
"Hi, ****.
Thanks for your quick response.
Since there is currently no Sea Foam distributor in Australia, would your company be interested in appointing one?
Regards,
***********."
Response from Sea Foam:
"Hello *********,
We appreciate your interest in Sea Foam Products. As for distribution in Australia it could take a few years because of figuring out all the literature, packaging and other requirements. We will be sure to put your company on file for when we are more ready to go into Australia. Thank you for your interest in Sea Foam products.
Sincerely,
Kari Hanson
Customer Service
Sea Foam Sales Company
Now, that is by far the worst excuse I've ever heard. "Packaging and literature could take a few years." WTF? Is Sea Foam literature not in English? Does this woman think that Australians speak Zulu or Martian??? There are plenty of US-made products that are imported straight into Australia with their original, imperial labeling & literature. Plus, if Sea Foam is sold in Canada, wouldn't it also have metric labeling/literature?
So, does anyone want to sell a case of Sea Foam to me, since the manufacturers aren't interested?