You know you have a disgusting turd when........

[superbeagle]

I hope you had gloves on when you touched it. Was it sticky?

[RussellJ]

I hope you had gloves on when you touched it. Was it sticky?

Are you kidding? I did not touch that

[Blanca BusaLess]

I think you missed a great business opportunity.
You should have taken them down to the local 'donation' bank and sold them.

Do that once a week and it could subsidize your income and pay for mods

[ogre]

Are you kidding? I did not touch that

fearless marine my ass