WHAT'S YOUR PROFESSION?

[ridercoach]

Yeah.. sure laugh at you guys,.. uh huh… I still shudder when I think of Air Force police…. Ahhhhh $hit!! My twitch is back again!! Thanks Rider!!

Yeah some of us could be cocky S.O.B.'s. This might help to get the twitch out of your back.

How do they build an Air Foce base?

They build the Golf course first the the base goes around it.

Always remember, Marines had the best dress, Air Force Blues looked, well, Stupid..

[thrasherfox]

I sell drugs.....................................................................................

...........................................................................legally!  (really popo I do!!)

I thought your Avi-tar reminded me of a Drug czar

A rhyme everytime… a poet dontchya knowit!! Lol.. oh I still slay myself

[MidnightBusainSD]

Man let the post whoreing begin once again

[Lazerblade]

DHS ICE officer. Yup, I haul ice with a gun.
CDR in the Naval Reserves and Commander of Naval Security Force Gaeta Italy Det A.
Eight years active duty as a UH-1N Huey and SH-60B pilot.

After they build the base around the golf course, they have to go to Congress again and say "We are the Air Force and we ran out of money. We need more money for a runway"

Some of the nicest hotels I have ever stayed at were on Air Force bases. Wait, that was the CBQ.

[flrider]

Ok just for Michelle I won't say what I do presently. Formally I worked for the Air Force for 37 years. Several positions, 17 years in management, last 10 managed all tech data for missile warning and space surveillance fased array radar. Also worked for 3 years after gov't for PacBell phone company. 1-1/2 years in repair call center and 1-1/2 years in control office behind a computer all shift. So you see VA I did do something before becoming a busa bum.

[The Oracle]

Oracle DBA...  Here is a list of things that I am intimately familiar with:

Professional Software:
Oracle 6.x, 7x, 8.x, 8i, 9i, and 10g, Oracle Label Security, Oracle Selective Audit, 10g Automatic Database Diagnostic Monitor (ADDM), 10g SQL Tuning Advisor, 10g SQL Access Advisor, 10g Memory Advisor, Oracle Internet Directory, Oracle 9iAS Portal, Oracle 9i Workflow, Oracle 9i JDeveloper, Oracle Enterprise Manager, Oracle Repository, Oracle Server Manager, Oracle SQL*Plus, Oracle SQLDBA, Oracle SQL*Net 1, Net 2 and Net 8, Hotsos Profiler 4.x tuning software, Quest TOAD 7.4, Mercury Interactive LoadRunner 7.8, Sybase 10, Microsoft SQLServer 5, 6, 7, and 2000, Software AG Adabas, Powersoft S-Designor 5, Power Designer/Data Architect 6.0, PowerBuilder 5, 6, 7, and 8, Sybase EAServer, Citrix MetaFrame, Apache Tomcat, ERWin, NEON Systems Shadow, OPNET version 6 and 7, Rational Rose, Rational ClearCase, Rational RequisitePro, UML, SQA Suite: TeamTest Version 5.1, Sun Solaris 2.4, 2.5 and 2.6, Sun x86, Windows NT 3.51, 4.0, Windows 2000, and Windows XP, Windows 3.1 and 3.11, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000 beta, Windows ME, HP UX, Novell Netware 3.11, Novell 3.12, Novell 4.1, Linux, DOS 4 through 6.22, IBM OS2, AppleTalk, FTP PCTCP, FTP OnNet 2.1, FTP X OnNet, RoboHelp version 2.61 and Office version 9.0, Cheyenne ArcServe for Windows, CA ArcServe, Veritas NetBackup, Legato NetWorker, PC Anywhere, ProComm Plus for Windows, CloseUp dial in software, Shiva LAN Rover software, MS Visio Professional, MS Office Professional, MS Word, MS Excel, MS Project, MS PowerPoint, MS Access, MS FoxPro 2.6, MS Visual FoxPro, MS Visual C++ 6.0, MS Visual BASIC, MS FrontPage, Lotus Notes 4.6, Borland C++, WordPerfect, Quattro Pro, Paradox, Perl 5.004, Samba, Sun management tools, Macromedia Flash MX, Shockwave, Dreamweaver 2, 3, 4, and MX, and Fireworks 2, 3, 4, and MX, Netscape, Internet Explorer, SofTrack software tracking, Norton Utilities, Symantec PC Tools, Quick Books Pro, Peachtree, Business Plan Pro and Marketing Plan Pro.

Hardware Platforms:
Essentially everything that runs either Windows, Unix, or Linux.

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Beside English, I speak: Japanese and Spanish.  Not to mention knowing how to hit on women and curse men in: greek, italian, german, french, russian, and latin...

I am also: an Oracle DBA Master, an Oracle Network Specialist Master, a Sun Network Administrator, a Novell Certified Netware Administrator, and a Notary Public for the State of Maryland.

Also, I ran my own software consulting company with 16+ employees for 5 years.

Currently I work for Oracle Corporation on a job that I cannot mention.

-Rip.



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[flrider]

Wow, seems like several of us have or are working on projects that we can't talk about...ever!!!!!

[Lazerblade]

I am building something in my basement that I cannot talk about.

[gaw]

Been in the farming Field most of the life, raise cattle also. So thats about a full time job then when the winter months roll around. I pick up a few bikes here and there and fix them and sell them, nothing big but gives me a past time in the winter. I also Dabble a bit in the car stereo industry competing in USACI in the summer when i'm not farming or Riding but i think this will be my last year for that cause i'm taking over more of the farm with my father haveing a stroke this last year so not a real eventful deal but it's something right

My Dad is from South Dakota, Scottland SD to be exact.
He farmed with his dad, and then they sold all and moved to sunny Cali., bought a farm here and now my brother runs the place.

Farming was just not for me, lots of work for little pay, it is almost a calling to farm, I think

Wow, I am not a high tech person like most of you here, I am impressed by all the different job,........... but then again I, am impressed very easily, hummm saved nads oh my!

To pay the bills I do Real Estate Appraisal work and I am an amature property investor.
But what I would really like to do is ...........retire
so I could ride more.

[The Oracle]

I am building something in my basement that I cannot talk about.

[The Oracle]

I am building something in my basement that I cannot talk about.

[The Oracle]

Wow, seems like several of us have or are working on projects that we can't talk about...ever!!!!!  

I will prolly be able to talk about all of my jobs in thirty years.

[thrasherfox]

Wow, seems like several of us have or are working on projects that we can't talk about...ever!!!!!  

flrider - Come on!!! you need to stop, if you dont you know we will have to all kill each other...

And to all of you "I cant tell you what I do types" remember  

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[2fast4u2c]

CAD/CAM Robotics Field Engineer.
(Traveling repairman) Territory includes, North, Pan & South America, the Pacific Rim from Kuala Lampur to Seoul.

[TAZEONE]

without any exaggeration, I'm a bum, I buy and sell things on ebay and basically don't do much.
but somehow i've afforded myself a Benz E500 and a BUSA.
i'm not that mad when I wake up each morning.

[tbonebusa]

I am building something in my basement that I cannot talk about.

me too.....a robot....a girl robot......heheheheh

[tbonebusa]

wow....we got a lot of military/law enforcement/top secret types.....if aliens ever invade us this board may go dark!!

[Rich]

I am the air force (past 6 years) Getting out soon, anyone got a job for me

[thrasherfox]

Doah



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[cache]

without any exaggeration, I'm a bum, I buy and sell things on ebay and basically don't do much.

sounds like a job for me!!