What would you do....

[rubber2burn]

Oh by the way... The SFC I sent the pics to last night mentioned that he was "gonna tear her a new one" tonight...

That is it give her a good reaming tell him he can do better than that how about a little extra duty or something

[Projekt]

Oh by the way... The SFC I sent the pics to last night mentioned that he was "gonna tear her a new one" tonight...

That is it give her a good reaming tell him he can do better than that how about a little extra duty or something  

She is too ugly even for his standards..

[ThunderJohn]

Very misleading title I was hoping for a link to some hot chick in fatigues.

Man what a worthless piece O' crap.

Her a$$ needs the boot but only after 60days restriction 60 days extra duty and half months pay times 2 AFTER the return from deployment. That was our old commanding officers standard especially if you were worthless and wanted to leave. You did your tour and got that as a going away present at the end. Nothing worse than being gone 6-7 months and the day before you get back get sentenced to restriction to the base.

Too bad it is getting so PC that other soldiers can't even take care of things like this the old fashion way anymore. I am sure she would take some of that weight off standing gate or walking the perimeter everyday instead of that cushy office her big stank nasty behind is in.

[bacharles]

We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

Now I like that on T-fox...

Not only that, but I could just imagine the smell of his undergarments.

[HT_USMC]

@ Projekt

The sad thing is that it got to a point you decided to take pictures (which indicates a pattern). The scariest part of it is that you snapped off not one but two shots from different parts of the room and she didn't budge. What the hell is she doing in her down time that she is so tired when she's pulling duty?!


@ Sloto

You can bet that if you can see the pattern (ie. He's not patrolling but sleeping somewhere) the nuts on the other side of the wire notice a hole in security as well. Good on ya for protecting the base and doing his job for him. IMO, he didn't get demoted he got a chance to go back and learn the basics of doing his job...

[MO-BUSA]

i think if she is supposed to be on post, and my azz depended on it, then she better not be coping zzz's, she gets what she deserves, a little harsh but you never know when lives are depending on it.

[Revlis]

We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

That is awesome...


If this toolbox is on Watch she needs an ass-kicking.

If it's just a shift, let sleeping beauty sleep. As you know there are plenty of jobs that are redundant, or simply "monitor" type positions when deployed. Hell I used to play all sorts of networked first person shooters with all the com nightshift.. All night kill kill kill, breakfast then bed. Often that was the job...

[Projekt]

We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

That is awesome...


If this toolbox is on Watch she needs an ass-kicking.

If it's just a shift, let sleeping beauty sleep. As you know there are plenty of jobs that are redundant, or simply "monitor" type positions when deployed.  Hell I used to play all sorts of networked first person shooters with all the com nightshift..  All night kill kill kill, breakfast then bed.  Often that was the job...

Pretty redundant if you ask me.

However she's still gotta earn her keep, even if she claims just to be a military liason. If that is the case, well then "liase".

Revlis, my job is all about "sit and monitor", the occasional crypto bump or card reset etc. She won't even show some initiative to do that. When asked to cover the office and answer some phones, she'll ***** and moan to no end. They are rotating out in a few weeks so there will be some fresh meat to mold into hard-core signals troops that are hopefully not whiny-dolittles.

[Revlis]

Yeah fellas...

Thing is that I made a point to not so subtly wake her up so she got the point. Punched in the door security code and acting like it was stuck giving it a swift kick. She jumps up to sit at attention as I am casually walking by muttering about that darn stuck door. Then I hit the next door and slam it vigorously. She was lights out 3 minutes after that. There were at least six people in the building.

She hasn't done a day of hard work since she has been here and has a lousy-work-repelling attitude.

I e-mailed the pics to her SFC. Now I am about to go to work and hear the rest of the story.

I mean it is one thing to nod off in your chair, but for f**ks sake do not sprawl out on our couch meant for helpdesk customers.

Guess I am the bad guy for sturrin up shed...

Nah, given all of that she's earned it.

Hey, doesn't she have a rifle nearby? Might be worth while to remove it from her and deliver it to CQ with a shoulder shrug. That's sure to help.

Problem is that you don't want this kind of scumbag "tuition Assist" soldier just cut loose, that's a victory. No instead they need a little time in the brig. Pulling weeds, burning latrines, etc. Probably be better for it.

We had a reservist in Tampa, she was otherwise a decent human being but when they pulled her card, she kind of lost it. Sure she wants money for college etc, but the notion that you might actually have to do your job never crossed her mind.

She did everything she could to get out of her deployment, enough that she alienated everyone around her cause she was acting like a coward... shame.

[Revlis]

We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

That is awesome...


If this toolbox is on Watch she needs an ass-kicking.

If it's just a shift, let sleeping beauty sleep. As you know there are plenty of jobs that are redundant, or simply "monitor" type positions when deployed. Hell I used to play all sorts of networked first person shooters with all the com nightshift.. All night kill kill kill, breakfast then bed. Often that was the job...

Pretty redundant if you ask me.

However she's still gotta earn her keep, even if she claims just to be a military liason. If that is the case, well then "liase".

Revlis, my job is all about "sit and monitor", the occasional crypto bump or card reset etc. She won't even show some initiative to do that. When asked to cover the office and answer some phones, she'll ***** and moan to no end. They are rotating out in a few weeks so there will be some fresh meat to mold into hard-core signals troops that are hopefully not whiny-dolittles.

Gotcha... Sounds like any sort of ass-kicking would be justified.

[rubber2burn]

Oh by the way... The SFC I sent the pics to last night mentioned that he was "gonna tear her a new one" tonight...

That is it give her a good reaming tell him he can do better than that how about a little extra duty or something  

She is too ugly even for his standards..

Was not meaning it in that kind of way. Just make her do some of those dirty jobs no esle really wants to do hell the dust bunnies always need a friend. Make her Clean, Clean, Clean that will alway keep her awake.

[Projekt]

Looks like my post was replicated a few too many times. Oops

[rubbersidedown]

Looks like my post was replicated a few too many times. Oops

I'll fix...