What would you do....

[rubbersidedown]

Throw a Tear gas cannister in and hold the door closed from the outside for a few minutes...
Then trip her on the way out the door as she pukes all over herself...
If she is supposed to be on watch, ya might want to kick the shyt out of her while her eyes are still burning and she cannot focus enough to identify who did it...


But that's just me...


David

That seems a little harsh...maybe its just "that time of the month" and she needs a few extra zzzzz's.

RSD.

[drfbusa]

As a division officer, if I saw a SNCO racked out on duty, they would be done. Luckily for these issues, I just tell my chief and he takes care of it. If it were one of my corpsmen... well were medical. So our watches are 24/7 and we sleep/do other things untill $hit hits the fan. For us its better that we're sleeping cuz when the fan starts spinning $hit's everywhere. I have never seen a Navy or Marine E6 sleeping on the job. No f'ing way.

Is she in weight regs?

[dadofthree]

Throw a Tear gas cannister in and hold the door closed from the outside for a few minutes...
Then trip her on the way out the door as she pukes all over herself...
If she is supposed to be on watch, ya might want to kick the shyt out of her while her eyes are still burning and she cannot focus enough to identify who did it...


But that's just me...


David

That seems a little harsh...maybe its just "that time of the month" and she needs a few extra zzzzz's.

RSD.

No you didn't

[rubbersidedown]

That seems a little harsh...maybe its just  "that time of the month" and she needs a few extra zzzzz's.

RSD.

No you didn't  

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Was that a bad thing to say...

RSD.

[Sloto200]

Thats dereliction of duty right there... nothing that a good E-7 thru E-9 couldnt take care off...

[slep_rock]

In that area, Zero Tolerance for that sort of action. Disobeying Lawful Orders; Direlection of Duty; Conduct Unbecoming of a NCO..etc

[Revolution]

dudes some funny azz sht you guys posted. this could be serious under certain conditions. i believe she should be "made aware". the tear gas idea sounds good to me

[cosmo]

Still LMAO over the auxiliary power unit trick. Bet it modified his behavior

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[Big Red]

Chapter her big fat,bag of marbles looking, pimpled behind out of the Armed Forces

[crazyedmonton]

A flsh bang work work perfect for this.

[frisbee]

[Projekt]

We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

Oh man


You had me cracking up reading that.. Talk about a rude awakening....

[Projekt]

Yeah fellas...

Thing is that I made a point to not so subtly wake her up so she got the point. Punched in the door security code and acting like it was stuck giving it a swift kick. She jumps up to sit at attention as I am casually walking by muttering about that darn stuck door. Then I hit the next door and slam it vigorously. She was lights out 3 minutes after that. There were at least six people in the building.

She hasn't done a day of hard work since she has been here and has a lousy-work-repelling attitude.

I e-mailed the pics to her SFC. Now I am about to go to work and hear the rest of the story.

I mean it is one thing to nod off in your chair, but for f**ks sake do not sprawl out on our couch meant for helpdesk customers.

Guess I am the bad guy for sturrin up shed...

 

[Spudley]

NOPE...you're helping others by "bootin' her lazy, irresponsible butt"......what she doing in "any" service

?.......

THRASHER

?.......Good On Ya Brother...THAT was "beautifully E-V-I-L !!!"

[Sloto200]

When i was stationed at Kadena, me and another guy found a Security Forces car in a harden shelter parked. We walked over to it cause we didnt see anyone around it. When we got there the cop inside was asleep. This is a person that is supposed to be providing security on the flightline with about 60+ F-15's and various other aircraft. So we woke him up! Told him hey... you might want to wake up... you know... security and all. We gave him the benifit of a doubt and let it go. 2 days later, another car in another harden shelter. You guessed it, same guy sleeping. We reached in and grabbed his weapon and then called the law enforcement desk. 2 cars showed up in 3 less than 3 mins! Read in the base paper about 2 months later, Security Forces SrA recieved article 15 for dereliction of duty ect ect... reduced in rank to A1C, cant remember the rest of the punishment. Cant say we didnt try to warn the guy...

[Devious]

When i was stationed at Kadena, me and another guy found a Security Forces car in a harden shelter parked.  We walked over to it cause we didnt see anyone around it.  When we got there the cop inside was asleep.  This is a person that is supposed to be providing security on the flightline with about 60+ F-15's and various other aircraft.  So we woke him up!  Told him hey... you might want to wake up... you know... security and all.  We gave him the benifit of a doubt and let it go.  2 days later, another car in another harden shelter.  You guessed it, same guy sleeping.  We reached in and grabbed his weapon and then called the law enforcement desk.  2 cars showed up in 3 less than 3 mins!  Read in the base paper about 2 months later, Security Forces SrA recieved article 15 for dereliction of duty ect ect... reduced in rank to A1C, cant remember the rest of the punishment.  Cant say we didnt try to warn the guy...

Good for you...
Sometimes those wimps don't realize that they have our life in their hands...
I always looked out for my troops when it was my watch, and in turn, I knew I could lay my head down and rest, when it was my time time to rest...
With no worries...

David

[Projekt]

When i was stationed at Kadena, me and another guy found a Security Forces car in a harden shelter parked.  We walked over to it cause we didnt see anyone around it.  When we got there the cop inside was asleep.  This is a person that is supposed to be providing security on the flightline with about 60+ F-15's and various other aircraft.  So we woke him up!  Told him hey... you might want to wake up... you know... security and all.  We gave him the benifit of a doubt and let it go.  2 days later, another car in another harden shelter.  You guessed it, same guy sleeping.  We reached in and grabbed his weapon and then called the law enforcement desk.  2 cars showed up in 3 less than 3 mins!  Read in the base paper about 2 months later, Security Forces SrA recieved article 15 for dereliction of duty ect ect... reduced in rank to A1C, cant remember the rest of the punishment.  Cant say we didnt try to warn the guy...

Good for you...
Sometimes those wimps don't realize that they have our life in their hands...
I always looked out for my troops when it was my watch, and in turn, I knew I could lay my head down and rest, when it was my time time to rest...
With no worries...

David

Hellz yeah... You did the right thing the right way.

Once that fool demonstrated a propensity and pattern all bets were off and so were his stripes.

[Projekt]

Oh by the way... The SFC I sent the pics to last night mentioned that he was "gonna tear her a new one" tonight...

[VaBusa]

Pretty funny that you posted the pics

Keep us posted...maybe have some shots of her face when she's getting reamed

[Projekt]

Pretty funny that you posted the pics

Keep us posted...maybe have some shots of her face when she's getting reamed

Yeah, I have to say that I was comtemplating it for a moment.

Hesistated for, uh let's say a split second!

The thing is that I realized its a shiddy thing to do but for heaven's sake it sure is entertaining.

Had she been displaying her name or unit insignia I would not have posted up, well not without first making sure you couldn't read them.

If she was a hard worker, or at least had a nice personality I would not have done this. Her SFC knows her track record, she is a non-conformist, doesn't meet fitness standards and has various other detractive qualities.