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Twenty minutes into the shift.

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Same thing Railroad Conductors do at work.

No biggie.

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Is there a reason, boredom or just pure laziness?

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Female. Known dirtbag NCO... Projekt wonders why she's still in... Seems to have fallen through the cracks.

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Someone needs to tell them that "yes this is a govenment job but..."


Do they still hang you for sleeping on duty while in wartime ?

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It's called ARTICAL 15 time
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SSG should know better. That's exactly what you don't need over there.

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well if the right person was to see this thread... you may have done it already

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Throw a Tear gas cannister in and hold the door closed from the outside for a few minutes...
Then trip her on the way out the door as she pukes all over herself...
If she is supposed to be on watch, ya might want to kick the shyt out of her while her eyes are still burning and she cannot focus enough to identify who did it...


But that's just me...


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And probably one of those who is always looking to ream someone for not following UCMJ (that's Uniform Code of Military Justice for you civilians...
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) And the ones like that are the ones who usually always get promoted...
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Well in the Navy when you are on Watch this is not tolerated one bit infact bad things would happen to those that fell asleep on watch in the Navy.  So I say if she is on watch she is on watch and some one needs to burn her A$$ good and she will never forget that.

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If a fat person farts in the jungle and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

Same thing for sleeping beauty, What they dont know wont hurt them! Maybe this person just worked their a$$ off?

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We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.

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We had a guy who used to vanish for like 4 hours ever night during mid crew

We finally found out where he was going, he was crawling up into the intake of an F-18 far back behind the hump.

So one night we quietly put a steel turn screen on the intake he was sleeping in, once we locked it into place we fired up the APU.

for those of you that know what all this means you are either cracking up laughing or sitting there with your jaws dropped.


For those of you that don't know what this means, to summarize, the guy woke up to the sound of the Auxiliary Power Unit firing up which is used to spin up the main engines. meaning anything in the intake would get sucked and the human red mist vapor would be blown out the back end.

He was never in any danger unless the guy in the cockpit nutted up and snapped and decided to purposely off the guy.

But talk about someone freaking out, the guy was clawing and screaming trying to get out of the intake.

don't think he ever went to sleep in an intake again.
Well done Sir...


David

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I like the tear gas Idea !!

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If a fat person farts in the jungle and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

Same thing for sleeping beauty, What they dont know wont hurt them! Maybe this person just worked their a$$ off?
She's on duty. Hopefully no one is depending on her.

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Dude, she's a target. There are pics all over the internet of things you can and should do to her!

Have fun while you're at it.

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