What I should have said

[ditchdr]

Our computer desk at home is in the dining room, next to it are the doors for the laundry room. So I am sittign here doing some stuff while Jessica is folding laundry. She tells me about this new soap she got ot help with my allergies and how it does not have a strong smell to it.. I thank her for thinking of me and so on. She then uses this to let me know she is going towel shopping this weekend. This thorws up a red flag cause I spent like 1500 remodeling the master bath a year ago including a ton of towles.. I tell her they are new.. But no, she says they stink, they are not comming as clean as they use to.. No here is where I have said, "ok honey do what you need to do",, but no not Mattman.. Instad I said " well if you would quit drying your rancid ass off with them they would still look new".. I just got home form the ER, only 12 stitches and a concussion....


j/k but i did tell her that only jking, she wacked me with a towel and laughed.. So i am sure that is gonna cost me.

 

[omslaw]

So, I see your 'Location' reflects the results of said incident!

 

[semi]

well, it was nice having you around for a couple months anyway

 

[BlueHaya]

get her one of those towels that says face on one end and butt on the other...as a joke of course.

 

[Grandevil]

Free bike parts after the wifey mauls him !

 

[GSXcite]

I hate it when that happens!

And when you say those things, just as the last sound is coming out of your mouth, you say to yourself, Why did I say that. I have a knack of uncovering gifts my wife buys me and tries to hide. One day she said, "where can I hide something where you won't find it". I said put it in the laundry hamper, I'll never see it. Why did I say that?

 

[69ls1]

 

[Mr Bogus]

Doubt that the makers of "All" will be using that endorsement

now about those dryer sheets... (read the ingredients)

 

[Purple1300]

I wish my husband would read posts like these...

 

[twotonevert]

I got dibs on his lid!

 

[goodluck]

I got dibs on his lid!

ill take his boots j/k i have the same mouth it just seems to pop out at inconvenient times

 

[Dan]

I'm just going to pretend I never read this thread.

 

[zukracer]

dude, thats some funny shid right there, if I said that to my GF, she'd be my ex

nah, I'm gonna keep mine around a little while longer, good luck sounds like yours is a keeper if you werent dis"member"ed for it, just make sure you do the required flowers, dinner and posterior kissing

 

[motogp08]

dude, thats some funny shid right there, if I said that to my GF, she'd be my ex  

nah, I'm gonna keep mine around a little while longer, good luck sounds like yours is a keeper if you werent dis"member"ed for it, just make sure you do the required flowers, dinner and posterior kissing  

This is ALL great stuff!

 

[johndoe]

Mail me the title to your bike and it'll be our little secret.

 

[ditchdr]

So our bath room went form a deep red and black Gamecock colors, to a pastel purple and some mixture of pink i can not say. Yeah she got me back. I am scared to see how much this cost. She was slick at it to, she waiting till i was off to see the Dr today before running to Linnen and Things..

cant wait till we move this fall, I will have my own room with its own bath room. I have boxes upon boxes of motorcycle stuff from the shop that i want to put up on the walls. Now I got ot see how I can sneak a flat screen tv and home theate in with out her knowing.