What Are You Going to Do?

Scar

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This investment strategy is commonly referred to as the 401-Keg Plan.

Even Scars was a HUGE repost. lol

Investments, new guidelines found!

We investors have it all wrong!

$ $ $ $ $

Reviewing your 401-Keg in these tough economic times...

Retirement planning.......
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know...:repost:...but what are you going to do?

:laugh:

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