If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This investment strategy is commonly referred to as the 401-Keg Plan.
Even Scars was a HUGE repost. lol
...but what are you going to do?
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This investment strategy is commonly referred to as the 401-Keg Plan.
Even Scars was a HUGE repost. lol
Investments, new guidelines found!
We investors have it all wrong!
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Reviewing your 401-Keg in these tough economic times...
Retirement planning.......
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know...We investors have it all wrong!
$ $ $ $ $
Reviewing your 401-Keg in these tough economic times...
Retirement planning.......
...but what are you going to do?
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