Retirement  planning.......

[delboy]

Retirement  planning:

If  you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock three

years go,  it would now be  worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the

original $1,000.00.  

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00  left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer

three years  ago,  drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum  recycling  REFUND, you would have $614.00.



Based on the above, the  best current investment

advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

 

[TheAtomicAss]

Down the hatch!

 

[dadofthree]

 

[MOKE89]

I'll get right on that.

 

[1 BAD 2K]

AMEN BROTHER

 

[666]

financial planning consultant here in the hous

e!!!!!!!!!

 

[BusaBret]

 

[8Daytona8]

U got that rite! ADD ADSX to the list.

 

[VaBusa]

Hrmmmm...

 

[dadofthree]

(VaBusa @ Jul. 10 2007,09:09) Hrmmmm...

I that on the DOW

stock exchange, hell you know what I mean that money- investment- thingy- thing




She's going to kill me

 

[MOKE89]

i knever new saeveing kould bee thiz muuc

h funn

 

[pward76]

lessee here now...

614.00 worth of .05 can refunds is 12280 beers.

there are 1095 days in 3 years.

this works out to 11.21 beers per day.

I'm guessing the cost of the dialysis treatments I'm going to need after a year and a half will eat through my retirement fund pretty dang quickly!

 

[Over_Easy]

Just goes to show, don't put your retirement at risk in the stock market. Who knows what shape it will be in 20 years down the road. Put your money into an accessable guaranteed retirement package that's safe from suit and creditors.

 

[Luvanicebum]

Buy Gold!
Unlike Bud Light, it never goes down easy.

 

[DaCol.]

(pward76 @ Jul. 10 2007,11:06) lessee here now...

614.00 worth of .05 can refunds is 12280 beers.

there are 1095 days in 3 years.

this works out to 11.21 beers per day.

I'm guessing the cost of the dialysis treatments I'm going to need after a year and a half will eat through my retirement fund pretty dang quickly!  

But you wouldn't have any trouble passing the Pee Color chart  

in the Pee (I hope it's YELLOW) in the Tube test