Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his
new BMW K1200S into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in
typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the
mornin to ya."
As Tiger gets off the bike, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So
what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my b*lls on when I drive," replies
Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Doze fellas at BMW t'ink of everything!
new BMW K1200S into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in
typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' the
mornin to ya."
As Tiger gets off the bike, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So
what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my b*lls on when I drive," replies
Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Doze fellas at BMW t'ink of everything!
