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I do this dance fitness class called zumba. There's this sweet looking little old lady that also attends this class. Most of us have a place we like to park and park there every week. Well this old bat decides she likes my parking place better and starts parking in it. OK, I gotcher number lady. So one day I get there a lil early because my friend that I normally pick up couldn't go that night.
I get there and my spot is open so I pull up to back in. I've got the truck in position and am now backing up into my spot.....well all of the sudden I see this Black blur and have to slam on my breaks...that hag squeezed by me and pulled into "the" spot. I stop and sit there a minute and she's not budging (mind you this spot is not close to the skating rink where class is held so it's not like I'm taking some special parking space for the elderly.)
So I pull up and put my truck in park and start texting my friend about what just happened. After texting back and forth with my friend for about 3-5 minutes I see this old lady turn her car around so it will be easier for her to leave when class is over. Fine, she got me. So I go in and start talking to some other lady waiting for class to start and here comes the old bat, she walks in, gets with in 2 feet of me and then gives me this big grin like she just swallowed the canary. I'm thinking to my self....alright....it's on old lady. Y'all wish me luck next week
THIS is why lil old sweet looking ladies scare me.
I do this dance fitness class called zumba. There's this sweet looking little old lady that also attends this class. Most of us have a place we like to park and park there every week. Well this old bat decides she likes my parking place better and starts parking in it. OK, I gotcher number lady. So one day I get there a lil early because my friend that I normally pick up couldn't go that night.
I get there and my spot is open so I pull up to back in. I've got the truck in position and am now backing up into my spot.....well all of the sudden I see this Black blur and have to slam on my breaks...that hag squeezed by me and pulled into "the" spot. I stop and sit there a minute and she's not budging (mind you this spot is not close to the skating rink where class is held so it's not like I'm taking some special parking space for the elderly.)
So I pull up and put my truck in park and start texting my friend about what just happened. After texting back and forth with my friend for about 3-5 minutes I see this old lady turn her car around so it will be easier for her to leave when class is over. Fine, she got me. So I go in and start talking to some other lady waiting for class to start and here comes the old bat, she walks in, gets with in 2 feet of me and then gives me this big grin like she just swallowed the canary. I'm thinking to my self....alright....it's on old lady. Y'all wish me luck next week
THIS is why lil old sweet looking ladies scare me.
too funny!!!
do the org proud
.....ya juz never can tell these days ???
