Subject:Taking the dog for a walk
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>A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
>block?"
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>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
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>"What's that mean?"asked the child.
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>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
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>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
>walk around the block?
>
>I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
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>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
>and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
>"OK,
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>you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
>block."
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>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
>leash. Surprised,
>
>Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
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>(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
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>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
>another dog is pushing her home."
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>A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
>block?"
>
>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
>"What's that mean?"asked the child.
>
>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
>walk around the block?
>
>I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
>
>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
>and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
>"OK,
>
>you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
>block."
>
>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
>leash. Surprised,
>
>Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
>(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
>
>
>
>
>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
>another dog is pushing her home."
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