Steel face covers for riding - these are just..

I cringe thinking about the outcome using these in the event of a crash.
 
The dragon one with the long extension at the chin would look real cool forced into your neck in a crash! That being said it is a pretty cool idea.
 
this is old school most of the bad guys in Mad Max had these take a close look at the movie.


Well if you see a guy walk into the bar with a diamond plate indentation all over his face you know what happened:laugh:
 
I cringe thinking about the outcome using these in the event of a crash.

This was my very first thought as soon as one of the pics popped up.. I thought ouch before any other thoughts came to mind.. But it would be cool for a mad max remake... Shy of that.... Oh wait.. I know.. Custom party where you're dressed as a mad max character... Or... er.. no.. I've got nothing.
 
if you look at the self pics of riders who have these you will see the type they are catered too....lol
 
this is old school most of the bad guys in Mad Max had these take a close look at the movie.


Well if you see a guy walk into the bar with a diamond plate indentation all over his face you know what happened:laugh:


I was going to say, "Welcome to Thunderdome"! :laugh:
 
Under their Important Safety Notice, they pretty much say if you crash that thing is going to mess you up worse. At least they, the company, aren't completely oblivious to the fact, just the people that buy them.
 
I think I can market these. Just attach a belt to them, wear it over your Arse, and sell them as chastity belts to inmates.
 
that is by far the most rediculous motorcycling product i've EVER seen offered..and all the sales questions he asked could be answered with any full face lid..and in a far better way..that said?..i hope he has DOT approval on these things or he's headed for a he11uva "product liability" lawsuit..whadduh glom this guys gotta be. LOL!
 
if you look at the self pics of riders who have these you will see the type they are catered too....lol

now that's too funny! LOL!..They look like "a punishment mask for shidtalkers" LOL!

AND YOU SHALL TALK NO MORE SHID FOR THE REST OF DAYS! :laugh:
 
:rofl:
"So maybe your tats, loud angry hawg or fat tired metric just aren't scaring the blue hairs anymore in their Japanese hybrid vehicle on their way to bingo. Maybe you're six foot six and have a noggin as big as a galvanized bucket. Or maaaaaybe your the kinda biker where different isn't different enough.."
:rofl:

it's very possible satan invented this.:firedevil:
 
This is their own 'safety warning'

Important Safety Notice

This product is intended for the purpose of protecting the face from flying insects and airborne particulates such as rain, sand, or rocks small enough to fit into the tread of a tire. It is NOT designed to protect the rider from facial or cranial injuries as a result from impact with objects, surfaces, wild animals, human beings or beings from another world during an accident or unintended use. Any rider using this mask assumes all liability for any injuries that occur as a result of this mask being subjected to any circumstances outside it’s intended use.

In short, if you don’t want to risk this getting stuck in your head or any place else just as uncomfortable ride safe and be aware of your surroundings pal. Your most important safety device is what’s between your ears. Keep it there…

A further FYI.

Considering that about 96% to 98% of all motorcycle accidents involve injuries and 20% of those injuries are to the head and neck the possibility does exist that the mask can contribute to further injuries. But to put things into perspective you must first be in an accident that results in injuries. Then there is a 1 in 5 chance that the injuries could involve the mask. However you must strike an object that can catch the mask at which point it may cause injury or simply be remove from your face. And if you are striking an object something unpleasant is going to happen to you anyway with or without the mask.

It is strongly recommended that all riders, regardless of experience, take a riders safety training class. Whether you are a beginner or an old hand who needs a brush up it can save your life.

Remember…think ahead when you ride, don’t ride like an idiot and protect yourself from stupid motorists. The philosophy at SOLID STATE COVERS is that an informed biker is a safer biker. And the safer you are the greater the chance that you will come back and shop here again making us RICH!

Ahh…the American dream!
 
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