There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and
saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these
years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy
habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and
saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a
vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these
years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
