SEX AT 68 (Funny!)


gurrera

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SEX AT 68
I just took a flyer out of my mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 68.I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
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Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Gurrera
 

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