I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
> > At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
> > Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
> > Aspire to inspire before you expire.
> > My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
> > As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray." From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
> > Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses
> > Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting
.> > The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
> > God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
> > I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
> > Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
> > The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labor.
> > At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
> > Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake." "No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
> > Aspire to inspire before you expire.
> > My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
> > As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray." From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
> > Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses
> > Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting
.> > The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
> > God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
> > I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
> > Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
> > The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labor.
