Post your senior moments..can't be as embarrassing as mine

[PaceMaster]

I always manage to lose my beer.....while in the garage...amonst other thing i just used...set it down/without thinking...and the search is on...tools/chain lube/ etc.

[sleepless_red]

One time, my family's in the car waiting for me and when I came out of the house, I didn't realize I was carrying our cordless phone instead of the cell phone.

[mercedesrules]

.....Each Spring, I make sure our four-wheeler and cold-blooded 100cc motocross bike start. I was sitting on the dirt bike with the motor running. I was aimed at the four-wheeler. I put it in gear but the engine stalled. Without taking it out of gear, I released the clutch and kicked it over. It started on the first kick and I shot forward at about 10 MPH....right into the side of the danged fourwheeler!