(BlondeOnaBusa @ Feb. 05 2007,09:17) Got this in an email today. Thought it was funny and wanted to share! Sorry if its a repost.
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York
to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a
question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks
him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions: First - whatever happened
to the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the
office as President? Second - why would you run for
President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton
informs the kids that they will continue after
recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were
we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary
point him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to
the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the
office as President? Second - why would you run for
President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did
the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? Fifth -
what happened to Kenneth?"
(Whooshing sound as Big takes a giant step to the side to avoid the smackdown resulting from the blonde joke)
