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BlondeOnaBusa

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Got this in an email today. Thought it was funny and wanted to share! Sorry if its a repost.




Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York
to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a
question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks
him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened
to the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the
office as President? Second - why would you run for
President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton
informs the kids that they will continue after
recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were
we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a
question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary
point him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to
the medical health care plan you were paid to
develop during your husband's eight years in the
office as President? Second - why would you run for
President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did
the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? Fifth -
what happened to Kenneth?"
 
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We're doomed...
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And just to keep the Hillary fans happy...  
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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice
pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."
 
(VaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,10:06) And just to keep the Hillary fans happy...  
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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice
pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."
This cracked me up.
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(Warputer @ Feb. 06 2007,13:26) I can see that you ladies don't care for Hillary !
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Show me someone besides her loser husband that does!
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(VaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,10:31)
(Warputer @ Feb. 06 2007,13:26) I can see that you ladies don't care for Hillary !
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Show me someone besides her loser husband that does!  
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Heck, I don't think her husband even likes her. They just stay together for political reasons.

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(BlondeOnaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,14:09)
(VaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,10:31)
(Warputer @ Feb. 06 2007,13:26) I can see that you ladies don't care for Hillary !
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Show me someone besides her loser husband that does!  
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Heck, I don't think her husband even likes her. They just stay together for political reasons.
He fears her...
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(VaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,11:16)
(BlondeOnaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,14:09)
(VaBusa @ Feb. 06 2007,10:31)
(Warputer @ Feb. 06 2007,13:26) I can see that you ladies don't care for Hillary !
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Show me someone besides her loser husband that does!  
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Heck, I don't think her husband even likes her. They just stay together for political reasons.
He fears her...
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I bet your right! Your pretty smart for a blonde
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