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Pentagon Announcement
The Pentagon announced today the formation of new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces.
These special unit of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
l. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!!
git-r-dun
Pentagon Announcement
The Pentagon announced today the formation of new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces.
These special unit of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
l. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!!
git-r-dun
