I think we have seen this before but it is still a good one.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a
new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and
Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a
new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United
States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and
Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about
terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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