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> GORILLA AND THE REDNECK
>
> A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare
> species of gorilla.
> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
> determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
> matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
>
> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
> thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
> responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,
> like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a
> solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition..
> Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>
> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he
> would have to think the matter over carefully. The
> following day, he announced that he would accept their
> offer, but only under five conditions:
>
> "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on
> the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition..
>
> "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt
> Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to
> this condition.
>
> "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about
> this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
>
> "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children
> raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
>
> And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week
> to come up with the "$500.00
>
>
> A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare
> species of gorilla.
> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian
> determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make
> matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
>
> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
> thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker
> responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee,
> like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a
> solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition..
> Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
>
> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he
> would have to think the matter over carefully. The
> following day, he announced that he would accept their
> offer, but only under five conditions:
>
> "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on
> the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition..
>
> "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt
> Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to
> this condition.
>
> "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about
> this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
>
> "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children
> raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
>
> And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week
> to come up with the "$500.00
>
