> A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape
> exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing
her,
> the
> gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and,
> holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest.
>
> The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor
> primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom
> at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more
> excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband
> suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a
> bit more
skin.
>
> She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. "Now, lift your
> dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him," says the man. She
> does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he
> starts doing flips.
>
> Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage,
> slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
>
> "Now tell HIM you have a headache."
> exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing
her,
> the
> gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and,
> holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest.
>
> The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor
> primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom
> at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more
> excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband
> suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a
> bit more
skin.
>
> She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. "Now, lift your
> dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him," says the man. She
> does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he
> starts doing flips.
>
> Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage,
> slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
>
> "Now tell HIM you have a headache."
