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yamahor

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BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.
 
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Same thing happened here. Only the killer used chocolate milk. Police are looking for a guy named Count Chocula.



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bigdr

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I read or a guy who drowned in a bowl of meusli...












He got pulled under by a strong currant..
 

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