Local news story

yamahor

DEAD MAN WALKING
Donating Member
Registered
BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.
 
laugh.gif
laugh.gif


laugh.gif
 
I'm not the culprit nor the victim..... I thank my luck charms for that!!!!!

tounge.gif
 
Same thing happened here. Only the killer used chocolate milk. Police are looking for a guy named Count Chocula.



<!--EDIT|turbojonn
Reason for Edit: None given...|1157036535 -->
 
I read or a guy who drowned in a bowl of meusli...












He got pulled under by a strong currant..
 
Had to e-mail that to all my friends!

Very funny!

--Wag--
 
Back
Top