Living will

[AJAY]

So with all this talk about health care, my wife and I got talking about drawing up some living wills. This is serious stuff, but she really surprised me. I really didn't expect her to react so strongly. I told her that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug. She couldn't even speak to me. She just got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. The b1tch!

 

[Lurch]

I would pul the plug on here right NOW. Throw her curling iron and hair dryer out and then toss her Milk of Magnesia

 

[Mr Bogus]

can I have the crankshaft out of the bike?


careful someone will take this thread serious...

 

[Phil96]

I've got a living will, but don't know what to feet it. ah hahaha I'm not going to
be a pain when I croak, I'll swipe a case of dynamite and blow my self up
in the desert. Muuuhahahaha

 

[ogre]

top speed run?

 

[BUBBA]

She just pulled the plug when SHE wanted to.

 

[NickSully]

That was good; I had to think about that one for a second!

 

[dadofthree]