This is my neighbor:

[gurrera]

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her front door from my window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!


Gurrera

[StromBusa]

lol...I hate it when that happens...

[lil charlie]

Ouch!

[dadofthree]

That's for keeping the pup

[mr8ball]

[newman]

[1busa]

BURN! :madfire:

[Fastfrog007]

Find the dog a new home while shes out being un-lady like

[lankeeyankee]

Word of advice don't ever bang your neighbor no matter how hot she is..it will come back and haunt you.

[jch364]

kick the dog!

[jch364]

it looked like a dog at first. oh well