I was sitting in my chair

[ditchdr]

Lat evening I was sitting in my chair, in my hand was a piece of paper I was studying really hard.. I hear my wife come down stairs but did not pay her much mind.. She walks up behind me rubs my shoulders and hands me a glass of Coke.

I felt the warmth of her hands rubbing my shoulders as she asked me why I am looking are our marriage license..


I smiled at her with a tear in my eye and said

" Im looking for the expiration date"


20 stitches and a concussion later I feel much better.

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[twotonevert]

"and thats when the fight started"

 

[Lycan]

Man thats sick.....funny but sick

 

[UncleSteve]

rofl:

 

[CTA_Busa_LE]

marriage license really should be like a drivers license, if you don't renew it, it just goes away

 

[99'busa]