Monday Funny....

[hayadooin]

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The
room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "do what ever you want.." So here I am.....

 

[showtime]

 

[VaBusa]

 

[Pinky Winky]

Thats a bad idea

 

[dadofthree]

Well I wood have, then went camping

 

[JasonE]

 

[trekfuel]

Love that one......

 

[Cookie]

I might have to stay a few extra days!

 

[mikejmarine]

 

[mrjoeys50]

 

[ibified]

well she DID say he could do whatever he wanted. Not his fault!

 

[NickSully]

 

[Projekt]

Ya see, I'd fail that test!

 

[Scar]

OMG...that's hysterical.

 

[BigBSBusa]

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[omslaw]

(Hrmmm, candles, rose petals, handcuffs and rope - gives me some ideas )




I think her last statement is pretty much #4...



NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.​

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.​

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.​

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!​

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)​

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.​

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.=2 0(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').​

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingyou are in big trouble.​

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.​

 

[hayadooin]

not only are all of these true but funny to boot........

(Hrmmm, candles, rose petals, handcuffs and rope - gives me some ideas )




I think her last statement is pretty much #4...



NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.​

(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.​

(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.​

(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!​

(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)​

(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.​

(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.=2 0(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').​

(8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingyou are in big trouble.​

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.​

 

[BIG GUY]

Me like!!

 

[busa-josh]