how to save gas

[warwgn]

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline......


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he
must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there
and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.

 

[VaBusa]

Gotta love Carlin!

 

[proud dad]

 

[hayadooin]

Thats the best solution to two problems
we have here in the U.S.
Now lets come up with a solution for Healthcare
and poverty........

 

[ToyKraz]

Amazing how a comedian can come up with a perfect solution, but the idiots we elect cannot!

 

[heavybusa]

 

[FastBusa]

 

[Luvanicebum]

Carlin is my favorite.

Carlin/Nugent for President/VP in 08!!!

 

[DaCol.]

Good idea but you know, there is alot of people serving in the Military so THEY CAN become U.S. Citizens. And they're serving in Iraq ! I salute them in taking the Hard but Honorable way to become a FULL U.S Citizen and with the understanding of what it cost and means  

 

[ike]

He's good.