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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
If you can't laugh at yourself...hrmmm, there was something else to that...
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
If you can't laugh at yourself...hrmmm, there was something else to that...
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Did you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.
Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.
Relsek
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No, so that men will listen to them.Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.
Kev
Don't you dare, you're part of the entertainment around here.
Actually it is SIEG HEIL and it means literally "victory" "Salvation".
Seig Heil!
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well aint you da man....Actually it is SIEG HEIL and it means literally "victory" "Salvation".
Seig Heil!
kind of a "Blitz Krieg"....
We shall persevere....
Victory... over these __
fill in favourite non-oppressed people here
Spelling teachers should know how to spell otherwise someone of German ancestry could be offended at their butchery of the German language not to mention their uniformed use of an overused and frankly boring nazi slogan.....well aint you da man....Actually it is SIEG HEIL and it means literally "victory" "Salvation".
Seig Heil!
kind of a "Blitz Krieg"....
We shall persevere....
Victory... over these __
fill in favourite non-oppressed people here
Like my dad always said
"Fugg em if they can't take a joke"
Blitz Krieg to all spelling teachers
AMEN.teachers should know how to spell otherwise someone of German ancestry could be offended at their butchery of the German language not to mention their uniformed use of an overused and frankly boring nazi slogan.....Actually it is SIEG HEIL and it means "victory" "Salvation".
Seig Heil!
We shall persevere....
Victory... over these __
fill in favourite non-oppressed people here
Like my dad always said
"Fugg em if they can't take a joke"
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